Let’s get one thing straight: dog people are basically living the abundant life Jesus promised in John 10:10. Okay, maybe that’s a slight stretch, but hear me out! If you’re a dog person, you already know the joy of a wagging tail, a slobbery kiss, and a loyal buddy who thinks you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread (or Milk-Bones). But for those still on the fence—or worse, cat people—let’s dive into why dogs reign supreme in the pet kingdom, with a playful nod to Scripture and a whole lot of fun.
Dogs: The Ultimate Hype Squad
Dogs are like the cheerleaders of the animal world. They greet you at the door like you’re the prodigal son returning home (Luke 15:20, anyone?). No matter how rough your day was, your pup is there with a goofy grin, ready to remind you that you’re loved. Cats? They’ll give you a side-eye that says, “Oh, you’re back? I’ll consider acknowledging you in 3–5 business days.” Dogs live to make you feel like the center of their universe, and who doesn’t need that kind of affirmation?
Loyalty That Rivals Ruth
Dogs are the embodiment of “where you go, I will go” (Ruth 1:16). They’ll follow you to the ends of the earth—or at least to the kitchen when you’re holding a sandwich. Cats, on the other hand, are more like, “I’ll be here when you get back… maybe.” A dog’s loyalty is practically biblical, always ready to stand by your side, whether you’re facing Goliath or just a bad hair day.
Biblical Backup for Dog Lovers
The Bible doesn’t exactly have a “Top 10 Pets” list, but dogs get a few shout-outs that warm a dog person’s heart. Take Proverbs 26:11: “As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.” Okay, not the most flattering verse, but it shows dogs are relatable—they’ve got quirks, just like us! Then there’s Luke 16:21, where dogs show up to comfort poor Lazarus, licking his sores. Talk about compassionate canines stepping up when humans fall short. Dogs in Scripture are loyal and present, just like your furry best friend.
Cats, though? The Bible’s pretty quiet about them. Some folks point to Baruch 6:21 (from the Apocrypha) to suggest cats were around, with critters creeping over idols. But let’s be real: that’s not exactly a glowing endorsement. Cats might’ve been slinking around ancient Egypt, but in the Bible, dogs steal the spotlight for loyalty and love.
Dogs Teach Us to Love Out Loud
Dogs don’t hold back their affection, and that’s a lesson straight from the Greatest Commandment: love God and love others (Matthew 22:37–39). Your dog loves you with reckless abandon, no matter if you forgot to walk them or accidentally stepped on their tail. They forgive, they cuddle, and they keep the good vibes flowing. Cats? They love you… on their terms. You’ve got to earn that purr, and even then, it’s more like a begrudging truce.
The Great Outdoors vs. the Couch Potato

Dog people are out there living their best lives, tossing frisbees, hiking trails, and teaching their pups to “sit” (or at least trying). It’s a lifestyle of adventure and connection. Cat people? They’re probably curled up on the couch, watching their feline overlord bat a toy mouse across the floor. Sure, it’s cute, but dog people are out here embracing creation, getting fresh air, and maybe even burning a few calories. Sounds like stewardship of the body God gave us, right?
A Pawsome Conclusion (With Love for Cat People)
Now, before my inbox fills with hisses from cat lovers, let me say this: cat people, you’re awesome too! Both dog people and cat people are made in the image of God (Genesis 1:27), and that means we’re all part of the same divine masterpiece. Cat people bring their own flair—those quirky, independent vibes that make the world more interesting. You might prefer a pet that rules the house like a tiny pharaoh, and that’s okay! We dog people will keep tossing tennis balls and cleaning up muddy paw prints, but we love you just the same.
So, whether you’re Team Dog or Team Cat, let’s celebrate the joy our pets bring and the way they point us to God’s creativity and love. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my dog is begging for a walk, and I’m pretty sure it’s his way of saying, “Let’s go praise the Lord in the park!”


The prompt was so good that I did 2: https://rratedreligion.com/2025/07/17/%f0%9f%90%be-pugs-through-the-ages-a-wrinkly-snorty-glorious-history/
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